But Why

We recently came to the conclusion, as you may have done some time ago, that the world needed saving.

Unlike you (one can only assume, given we named this page what we named it and you, well, didn't) we felt the best way to save the world would be with a collaborative blog.

Don't ask us to explain how, but the blog did save it, and you, friends, are welcome.

Monday, 19 July 2010

JAMES: Seaside, Motherfuckers

There are some obvious upsides to leaving near the sea: sunbathing, swimming for free, re-enacting the montage from Rocky III, and so on. The downsides, however, might be less apparent...

Enjoying a delicious Cornish ice cream on a sunny beach near my house, I noticed a cloud of shadows skimming along the sand toward me. I barely had time to look up before being set on by a vicious flock of birds. A well-aimed peck saw the ice cream dashed from my grasp and to the sand. I soon followed, covering my head amid the flurry of scratching, flapping and machine gun fire.

I think they were Seagals...

- James

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